Why is olive oyl so ugly




















Anthony look flapper-esque in comparison. Despite being one of Pixar's ugliest female characters, we give props to Pixar for doing it so well. Olive Oyl — Popeye Cartoons. Again, hair buns are supposed to remind us of naughty librarians but Olive Oyl somehow dashes that old standby fantasy. Perhaps it is her stick-thin lankiness that ruined her facade, or her tiny chesticles, or her giant feet adorned in less-than-sexy clodhoppers.

It could also be her irritating voice and propensity to anger. No matter which feature you gauge her on, Olive Oyl claimed a prime position on our list. We will give her props though for still being chased by a randy sailor and neanderthal-like Brutus. Lunchlady Doris — The Simpsons. Lunchladies are inherently unsexy but Doris from The Simpsons takes it to a new level. Her matronly smock, hair bun once again, not of the hot librarian persuasion , cigarette constantly hanging from her scowling mouth and linebacker physique do not help the monstrous facade.

Unsurprisingly she never had a love interest on the show, although she seemed to thoroughly enjoy that time she greased up Groundskeeper Willy so at least we know which team she plays for. She also doubles as the school nurse, successfully killing our sexy nurse fantasies. And to top it all off, she's a terrible cook.

Ursula — The Little Mermaid. She's an octopus with eight tentacles and at least as many chins; her rear alone could have its own under-sea zip code. I think we found what really sunk the Titanic. Her purple skin and white hair is horribly accented by the crustacean entrails she uses for her blood-red 'lipstick'. She's as atrocious as she is conniving. Veronica Crabtree — South Park Veronica Crabtree, the bus driver on South Park, quite simply looks like the after photo of a meth addict.

Even long-time sexual deviant Chef had to put a bag over her face before he made 'sweet, sweet love' to her.

She has glad-sized bags under her eyes, a bird nest in her hair, a course and shrill voice and an angry, furrowed brow. She was so ugly that South Park killed her off in season 8. Pickles Oblong is a chain-smoking alcoholic with an Olive Oyl-like physique, drooping Marge Simpson-like hair only Marge can pull off that look with grace , oddly-shaped lady bits and a shuddersome smile.

Creepy Susie of The Oblongs looks like an anorexic Elvira that's spent the last 6 months on a life-sucker-outer machine. Helga is a disfigured shell of a girl, and Peggy is a one-breasted girl with no bottom jaw who spits and talks with a lisp. Beth is the cutest one and she has a weird growth atop her head. East Kai — Dragon Ball Z. This repulsive blob of a woman is a neck-less wonder who rules over the East Galaxy of the universe with an iron fist. Not even her Jackie O sunglasses and blonde wig can help this Dragon Ball abomination.

Gorgeous Gilly — DC Comics. Not even Gorgeous Gilly's omnipotent powers of mesmerization are strong enough to fool men into believing that she is beautiful. This truly hideous troll of a woman crawled out of the Chattahoochee swamps to join her Rednex comrades in their lewd behavior unbecoming of any proud southerner. If you look closely—not too close though, or you might go blind—you can see that she has a reasonable body but you have to get through the mangled face, repulsive skin and receding hairline to notice it.

Despite all the stripper-like witch costumes adorned on Halloween there are very few sexy witches out there, and The Witch of the Waste is helping drag the sexy-witch image down even further. With a neck like Jabba the Hutt and cankles to match she is truly the epitome of an old crone. The only redeeming quality about her is that she can transform herself into a beautiful young woman, although for some reason doesn't stay that way. Definitely not a face or body you would want to wake up to in the morning.

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Olive Oyl : I think family is more important than dumb morality, hmm? Popeye : So, you're just a landlubber, ain't you? Olive Oyl : Oh yeah? Well, I am a woman. Popeye : Oh yeah? Well, I am a mutter. Olive Oyl : I'm sorry mother but it's ugly. I ask you again, have you ever seen anything so ugly? I won't be engaged in this hat!

Olive Oyl : I think it's a conspiracy. Why would they manufacture deliberate ugliness unless they wanted me to look ugly? We find that out, we find out everything. Olive Oyl : What kind of name is that anyway? Pretty strange.

Popeye : What kind name is Olive Oil? Its sounds like some kind of lubricants. Olive Oyl : He can't take me out of anything. I'm not a child. Castor Oyl : I'll say you're not a child! Olive Oyl : Who says I'm not a child?

Castor Oyl : You said you're not a child and I agreed with you. That's who. Olive Oyl : Who asked you to agree with me? Castor Oyl : Well, no one can stop me from agreeing with you if I want to! Olive Oyl : I can. Popeye : Look at there Olives, he's got my eye.

Olive Oyl : He does not have your eyes. He's got my eyes. He's got your mouth! Popeye : Does he? Sunriser 14 years 9 months ago Posts: It was the beginning of the pro-annorexia propaganda. Thin is beautiful too. Seriously, they were lonely sailors. How many other women did you see on the show? Mad-Mike 14 years 9 months ago Posts: Quote by SSJ I always wondered that too.

I never understand it either liking curvy gals myself, even in the movie I think Olive Oyl has the attractiveness of a 40 year old nun to me. Different shapes for different folks I guess. TV 14 years 9 months ago Posts: She's a thin, flexible, and pretty girl for both Popeye and Bluto. That is why there is always a battle between them two over her.

I dated someone with the same figure as Olive Oyl when I was The principal for Stallard's Reform School for Boys would never let me on campus though. Edgold 14 years 9 months ago Posts: Even when women got more sexy, they still stuck with Olive. Look at the "Famous Studio" cartoons, especially Vacation with Play. Bionic-J 14 years 9 months ago Posts: Look at this this way; Today's animated beauty is shown in the face.

Look at all the Disney female characters! Jem83 14 years 9 months ago Posts: I always thought it had something more to do with the fact that it was the twenties and she was an unwed mother. Back then if you had a kid and no husband for most people that meant you were easy.



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